GOAT MAGIC

Kneeling quietly in the snow with a soft, warm goat snuzzling your neck...leaning heavily and contentedly against you....while fluffy white snowflakes are falling......listening to Silent Night being sung by the choir....will heal all wounds. This I know for sure.
~Pirate Girl

TO SOMEONE WHO MAKES ME SMILE....

To Someone Truly Special....

May all your Yule wishes come true..........

xox
~Foxmorton

DEAR SANTA....

Dear Santa,
Please don't mess up this time.....


WANTED:

One (1) tall, hot, long haired pirate.

Must have love of sea, large dogs, take out foods, comic books, winter beavers, rum and pirate life.

Should be able to securely lace as well as unlace a bodice without undue fear or anxiety. Odor of sweat, leather and gun powder a plus.

IMPORTANT: Should have strong back and willingness to redundantly shovel staggering amounts of CNY snowfall whilst braving a blustering nor'easter with a 165 lb. Labordor Retriever standing in path panting like moron.

Idiot mittens and shovel provided.

Ship optional as I am desperate.

Addendum: Am willing to relocate with proper bucket boots and hair length.
Send photo of boots.



MLRF '07