FOXMORTON'S ALL TIME FAVORITE PIRATICAL QUOTES
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the Black Flag and begin slitting throats."
~Henry Lewis Mencken 1880-1956
"Even Pirates, before they attack another ship, hoist the Black Flag."
~Bela Kiraly
"Set sail without an anchor. If you don't have one you can't be tempted to use one.
I believe the successful pirate should never rest his sails."
~The Great Pirate Squirrel Manning in "BUSINESS PLAN FOR PIRATE'S 101"
"Ne'er trust a silver platter."
~Tim Curry as Long John Silver
"Th' quickest way t' a pirate's heart be through 'is ribcage."
~taken from "FOXMORTON'S DATING TIPS FOR THE ASPIRING PIRATESS"
"No time wasted...straight up along side...every gun brought to play...and the Prize boarded."
~Cap'n Calico Jack Rackam's plan of attack
"Half-cocked and fully-loaded."
~Last complaint filed against Foxmorton by potential beau
"The best means of defense is attack."
~the Piratess Grania O'Malley
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"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the Black Flag and begin slitting throats."
~Henry Lewis Mencken 1880-1956
"Even Pirates, before they attack another ship, hoist the Black Flag."
~Bela Kiraly
"Set sail without an anchor. If you don't have one you can't be tempted to use one.
I believe the successful pirate should never rest his sails."
~The Great Pirate Squirrel Manning in "BUSINESS PLAN FOR PIRATE'S 101"
"Ne'er trust a silver platter."
~Tim Curry as Long John Silver
"Th' quickest way t' a pirate's heart be through 'is ribcage."
~taken from "FOXMORTON'S DATING TIPS FOR THE ASPIRING PIRATESS"
"No time wasted...straight up along side...every gun brought to play...and the Prize boarded."
~Cap'n Calico Jack Rackam's plan of attack
"Half-cocked and fully-loaded."
~Last complaint filed against Foxmorton by potential beau
"The best means of defense is attack."
~the Piratess Grania O'Malley
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FOXMORTON'S EPITAPH
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A broadside straight
A broadside well
A broadside rang her sweet Death Knell
But if ye've unfinished business to quell
Know ye Foxmorton will see thee in Hell.
FULL FATHOM FIVE
lies
Mimi Lily Rose Foxmorton
Drunk & Sunk
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MLRF 'o6
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