Monday, April 28, 2008

Pirates of CHAOS



Ahoy Mates!

Ye can pop on o'er to www.MySpace.com/piratesofchaos4 for a full helpin' o'
chaotic piracy! But in the meanwhile.....here be our autumnal schedule o' fun stuff!


CHAOS AUTUMN SCHEDULE


SEPTEMBER 19, 2008
International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Please comply!
We will!
Arrrrrrrrrr!
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SEPTEMBER 26, 2008

Bus trip from the Town of Clay to Oswego, NY
(bus leaves from Route 57 'Old' Wegman's)

Brightstar Productionz presents
a night of Dinner Theatre at King Arthur's Restaurant
with
"WHO KILLED THE KING?"

Which, quite frankly, is bound to be extremely funny......
not to mention a fun night out....plus, you don't have to drive....
(wink-wink)

Includes round trip transport, dinner choice, show
$52/person payable to Town of Clay
limited tickets-first come-first served
www.townofclay.org
register:
cclancy@townofclay.org
(315) 652-3800 ext 137 to register



OCTOBER 14, 2008

STRESS REDUCTION DRUM CIRCLE WORKSHOP

w/ RON VANNOSTRAND
sponsored by the Town of Clay

Welcome Center
Route 31 Clay, New York
7-9pm
$5/person Please register
Refreshments to follow
Drums provided or bring your own.
info: cclancy@townofclay.org
(315) 652-3800 ext 137


OCTOBER 21, 2008

"BE AN AUTHENTIC PERFORMER IN YOUR LIFE!"
WORKSHOP
Life Skills for Personal Spiritual Growth
Day long workshop using focusing on Native American Animal Totems
w/ Laura Vahn
sponsored by the Town of Clay
Clay Welcome Center Route 31 Clay NY

10-1 worshops
12 noon luncheon provided
1-3 workshops
$25/includes full luncheon
www.townofclay.org
register:
cclancy@townofclay.org
(315) 652-3800 ext 137


OCTOBER 23, 24, 25, 26


CHAOS STORYTELLERS PERFORM
at
ENCHANTED BEAVER LAKE

~Mostly regular fairytales run amuck.......
plus pumpkin trails, owls, magic, fun stuff and more........
Enchanted dressing encouraged!

Beaver Lake Nature Center
8447 East Mud Lake Road
Baldwinsville, New York 13027
(315) 638-2519
www.onondagacountyparks.com/parks/beaver
for schedule


DECEMBER 10, 2008


Royal Fairytale Children's Theatre
presents

"HAROLD ANGEL GETS HIS WINGS"

~The story of Harold...an Angel...who gets his wings.........
plus there's a bus and some hotdogs in the show, too.....
oh, and a Bad Elf......(no surprise that, really.....)

original script & direction by chrissy clancy
c. 1994

Showtime: 6:45pm
at NEW STAGE
in the Clay Welcome Center
Route 31 Clay, NY

Tickets at the door:
$2 adults
$1 kids (16+)
info: cclancy@townofclay.org

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"Do something for the sheer joy of it today.....
then pray you won't get punished!" ~S. Cahn
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~And finally, we pause to remind you...

"When in doubt.....poke it with a stick......"


For more CHAOTIC information & silly musings
contact creative director Chrissy Clancy
cclancy@townofclay.org
www.myspace.com/piratesofchaos4
www.myspace.com/foxmorton
www.mimifoxmorton.blogspot.com

Friday, April 11, 2008

THE MORNING NEWS WITH FOXMORTON



Hmmm......

It appears that pirates have held hostage yet another group of tourists whilst they were cruising
off the coast of *Somalia but it's not like they didn't let them go again.

*See: Foxmorton's Essential Vacation Tips: Location! Location! Location!

You'd think they'd learn.....the pirates, I mean.....
I've spent a week on a ship with the 'Cruising Set'.....I know why they released them.......

I've said it before and I'll say it again....you cannot get that much milage from a single pair of silk
underwear I don't care what they said in Heloise Hints!

But imagine being on vacation and being captured by pirates!**
(sigh) Some people have all the luck!
Once I took 50 senior citizens to a third world island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and all
that happened was we got dirty looks from the skinny pigs when we were eating our lunch.
And skinny pigs are unpredictable too. You don't ever want to turn your back on one.
But it's not the same as pirates.

**(Please dispense with the: "Real pirates are really bad people and will kill you or worse etc." emails. Thank you.)

But I think I'd be a good person to have on board if the ship were ever attacked by pirates.
I'd just say something like: "Take me to your leader." Or maybe just "Arrrrr!" and then leave the rest to fate.

I bet I'd get a good seat at the Captain's table, too!


In Other News: "MENTAL ILLNESS IN FARM ANIMALS".......

I think they were probably going to talk about those pigs......but I had to get into the shower........

Till next time....
~Foxmorton