Being the hitherto unpublished musings
of Mimi Foxmorton, Piratess o' th' Bloomin' Bloomer
Autumn upon us and as the season changes I have to change too! I do not want to say goodbye to summer. For it was full of adventure... I only pray Winter will not be cruel... Bright side I will be writing more of my thoughts and desires...Bleach Black Beard Head!In nearby North Carolina, where Blackbeard met his grisly end, archaeologists are probing a shipwreck for new clues to his life. Although he struck terror from Pennsylvania to the Caribbean, it was along this coast that he found a welcome that lingers to this day, his memory saluted in trinket shops, inns, and bars. An audacious rapscallion, he came out of nowhere, never surrendered, and went down in a hail of musket balls. Even after his corpse was tossed overboard, some said it circled the boat three times before sinking. Like the pirate himself, the legend just won't die. We be needn' to visit thar!Mad Peg!
Aye....though what archaeologists did NOT report......was th' discovery o' 21 dozen clam shells.....an empty bottle o' Aussie Smooth.....an' th' lonely dreads cut from a pirate.......~facts taken from th' Bloomin' Broadsheet Research Team '07
Aye I think I might been thar!Let me be thinkn' Clams that sounds and taste so familial and that purple grape smell......mmmmmmm my memory coming back a dreads was it dirty blond.....Bonnie Lad??? :) Mimi Foxmorton hits Mad Peg over the head with bottle of Pyate Rum...Now you will forget... Violet runs and says Not the RUM are you Mad...Mini looks at the spilled rum on the deck gets on hands and knees licks the rum off ... Mad Peg moans... What was I be sayn'?
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