"Down dropt th' breeze, th' sails dropt down
'Twas sad as sad could be;
An' we did speak only t' break
th' silence o' th' sea."
~Samuel Taylor Coleridge Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Being the hitherto unpublished musings of Mimi Foxmorton, Piratess o' th' Bloomin' Bloomer