tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600496156303318300.post7958193620587715824..comments2022-11-12T06:04:41.976-08:00Comments on PIRATE GIRL: FOXMORTON vs. ZOMBIES? EGADS!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600496156303318300.post-23041817368930922192008-11-02T04:25:00.000-08:002008-11-02T04:25:00.000-08:00RESPONSE TO ANONYMOUS:Hmmm.....I always KNEW pirat...RESPONSE TO ANONYMOUS:<BR/><BR/>Hmmm.....I always KNEW pirates had superior brian pow.....hey, look! A bunny rabbit!<BR/><BR/>;)Mimi Foxmortonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13572725659728049534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600496156303318300.post-74772450460278996962008-11-02T04:19:00.000-08:002008-11-02T04:19:00.000-08:00ZOMBIE Q & A IN RESPONSE TO QUESTIONS THAT KEE...ZOMBIE Q & A IN RESPONSE TO QUESTIONS THAT KEEP FOXMORTON UP AT NIGHT<BR/><BR/>RESPONSE BY JOLLY CRACKERS- <BR/>CREW OF THE BLOOMIN' BLOOMER<BR/><BR/><BR/>1: If zombies can't think...and are only drawn by the smell of live meat.....then how can they say: "Brrrraaaaiinnnnsssss."?<BR/><BR/>The zombie virus re-activates the Medulla Zomblongota, a normally dormant part of the brain that controls shambling, moaning, and cannibalism. It's close to, but just barely connected to the speech center of the brain, so it has a very limited one-word vocabulary. Normally the word it takes is 'brains', but sometimes it gets confused and says stuff like "bicycle" or "moose" or "M. Night Shamalan".<BR/><BR/><BR/>2: Do zombies eat dogs?<BR/><BR/>They probably would, but since dogs can sense zombies from half a mile away, most of the time they'll head for the hills before a zombie can even show up at your front door. Unless your dog is teathered, legless or just really, really fat, they're not in any danger.<BR/><BR/><BR/>3: If so, they why are there no zombie dogs? (Or cats for that matter. A zombie cat would be EXTRA mean.....)<BR/><BR/>Becuase even though most dogs are dumb, zombies are even dumber. Even an incontinent chihuahua could outsmart and kill a zombie. And pee on the body afterwards (little known fact: dog pee keeps fallen zombies from rising up again). And zombies are scared of cats.<BR/><BR/><BR/>4: If Yellow Dog became a zombie do you think he'd recognize me?<BR/><BR/>As his next meal, maybe. But I wouldn't worry about that- as stated before, dogs and housepets in general are quite resourceful with taking out the undead. He'll probably end up cutting off his own paw and replacing it with a chainsaw (or an eggbeater, if a chainsaw is unavailable) and take out zombies that way. Or even better, become half-vampire like Blade and kill them with his magic vampire kung-fu powers. The only downside is that he'd probably get really dizzy sleeping upside-down.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>5: What is the best zombie shooting video game?<BR/><BR/>I've only played one- Dementium: The Ward for the Nintendo DS. It's where you wake up in a hospital during a thunderstorm. The lights are out, the rooms are a mess, there's blood everywhere and the place is crawling with zombies and mutants. Haven't played it in a while, but last time I did I took down a crazy zombie in a wheelchair who had a gatling gun for an arm.<BR/><BR/><BR/>6: If you are "dead inside" does that give you zombie status?<BR/><BR/>Technically, no. But you better shoot those people just to be sure. Or at least beat 'em up real good.<BR/><BR/>Hope that helps!Mimi Foxmortonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13572725659728049534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600496156303318300.post-26837587632928030642008-11-01T12:51:00.000-07:002008-11-01T12:51:00.000-07:00But the question remains...if the zombies eat the ...But the question remains...if the zombies eat the wrong sorts of brains--people with ADHD, Alzheimer's, frat boys after an allnight kegger, or excessive narrow-mindedness, will they be able to concentrate long enough to FIND, let alone eat the pirates? I think not.<BR/><BR/>Advantage: Pirates--they do need superior brain power to plot, to sail and to still be able to do those things after drinking to excess!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600496156303318300.post-85285213722903638172008-10-31T08:59:00.000-07:002008-10-31T08:59:00.000-07:00Ahoy then Eric th' Forgetful......then I says........Ahoy then Eric th' Forgetful......<BR/>then I says.......TAG! YE BE IT!<BR/>(Arr! Arr! Arr!)<BR/><BR/>Here's hopin' ye be on th' PIRATE side........!<BR/>;)<BR/><BR/>Fair Winds.....<BR/>Miss ye on deck......<BR/>~Cap'n MimiMimi Foxmortonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13572725659728049534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600496156303318300.post-4702444668363724572008-10-31T08:57:00.000-07:002008-10-31T08:57:00.000-07:00YET ANOTHER EMAIL WEIGH IN:(seriously guys......ar...YET ANOTHER EMAIL WEIGH IN:<BR/>(seriously guys......are you all afraid of my blog....?)<BR/>;)<BR/>~f.<BR/><BR/><BR/>"I waited til All Hallows Eve to respond to this--Pirates RULE!!!, ZOMBIES...drool."<BR/><BR/>~Libby BoswellMimi Foxmortonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13572725659728049534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600496156303318300.post-64731433301158762972008-10-31T07:18:00.000-07:002008-10-31T07:18:00.000-07:00Zombie To be or not to be~The epidemic originated ...Zombie To be or not to be~<BR/>The epidemic originated in the southeastern United States.<BR/>So We New Yorkers Are Safe<BR/>No Southern or Zombie Like Snow!<BR/>The cause is believed to be from high-level radiation<BR/>brought to the Earth from the Explorer Venus probe<BR/>The European Venus Explorer (EVE) is a mission proposed to the European Space Agency (ESA), for launch in 2016-2018.<BR/><BR/>The EVE mission would focus on the evolution of Venus and its climate, with relevance to terrestrial planets everywhere.<BR/><BR/>This would be an international project, with participation from across Europe, Russia, the USA, Japan and Canada.<BR/><BR/>So another thought This didn't happen yet...<BR/>So where did the Zombie come from?<BR/>Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus<BR/><BR/>So I would feel all men will be come Woman ~ Zombie Slaves<BR/>We woman would be am immune to Zombie Virus<BR/>Unless bitten by one ~ So must keep them fed at all time with raw meat....<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>So I say Foxmorton would win<BR/>She know how us the sword<BR/>and she to smart not to win<BR/>Zombies can be killed by a bullet or sharp blow to the head.<BR/>"Kill the brain, and you kill the ghoul".<BR/> LadySunf10wer~Mad PegAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600496156303318300.post-65391387159366926702008-10-30T22:19:00.000-07:002008-10-30T22:19:00.000-07:00Hey Mimi, you're not the only one fighting zombies...Hey Mimi, you're not the only one fighting zombies this week. My campus is hosting a game of Humans vs Zombies tag!<BR/><BR/>http://humansvszombies.org/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600496156303318300.post-45606926725018637232008-10-30T11:25:00.000-07:002008-10-30T11:25:00.000-07:00AN EMAIL WEIGH IN:(and I DO adore this cartoon!) :...AN EMAIL WEIGH IN:<BR/>(and I DO adore this cartoon!) :)<BR/>~F.<BR/><BR/><BR/>It's interesting....and fully workable....as long as you don’t run out of bullets....<BR/>Like I said....LOTS of undead!<BR/>:)<BR/><BR/>Cap'n Kevin<BR/>PIRATE'S COVE<BR/>(Where pirates love to drink!)<BR/><BR/><BR/>Ahh Cap'n...ye are th' Voice o' Logic an' Reason ye are......<BR/>;)<BR/>~f.Mimi Foxmortonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13572725659728049534noreply@blogger.com